A_Twerking_Koala

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I agree, my mouse works.
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One more and it's business time
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Beginner
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A_twerking_koala's favorite FMLs

He who smelled it…

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 31 January 2015 15:08 / United States - Venus

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 September 2014 16:47 / United States - Miami

Today, five minutes before closing, a woman came in to buy over $300 worth of clothing from the sales rack. My manager and I had to ring it all up, de-sensor it, fold it, bag it, etc. After it was all rung up, her credit card was declined. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By IntoTheClouds - / Friday 23 May 2014 02:32 / United States - Burlington

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sbfreak510 / Friday 16 October 2009 16:30 / France

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The Mixer

Night owl

Checking you out

The rules are the rules

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Profile completed

I agree, my mouse works.

One more and it's business time

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

Beginner

He who smelled it…