Today, I'm currently in hospital with a painful and swollen Achille's... - FML

By Graham Watson - 01/07/2019 16:00

Today, I'm currently in hospital with a painful and swollen Achille's heel problem. I was dreaming of running down stairs. I then tripped on one, and as I whacked my foot on the stairs in my dream, I also raised my foot and whacked it on the end of the hospital bed. FML

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Your Achilles' Heel is becoming your Achilles' Heel.

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Your Achilles' Heel is becoming your Achilles' Heel.

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