Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
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Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML
Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML
Today, I found out that it is possible for someone else to cancel my Internet, TV and phone services in two days. However it'll take me 5 days, after 6 hours on the phone, to get it back. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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funnyfml 0
you can't put the symptoms into google if you don't have an internet connection..
bco12 0
so plug your phone in next time. (assuming it was your cell)
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Comments (67)
PaulsLittleAngel 0
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry I thought that was really funny. That must really suck though
sublime93 0
So? I'm assuming your internet was fixed if your posting this. You didn't die, or get hurt, so stfu.
person1000003 0
Ahhahahahaha
DameGreyWulf 1
That's no good. This is why we have two phones.
john_bell 0
YDI for using the internet No one uses that anymore, I use the outernet
9az00 0
more like MLIA. shit happens...deal with it.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI FOR USING THE INTERNET, I NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.
bob1233 0
Yes, you do, obviously.
SinfulRose 0
#42 if you dont use the internet then why your leaving that comment lmao some people on here are plain stupid XDDD
nodbor 11
that is why I have a 2 phone system.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I'm going to take a dump on your chest. Fattie.
Poke_my_mon 0
Don't most phones have a beep when batteries are dying?