Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
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Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML
Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML
Today, I found out that it is possible for someone else to cancel my Internet, TV and phone services in two days. However it'll take me 5 days, after 6 hours on the phone, to get it back. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, after over a week of trying to get a hold of my doctor for a much-needed medication refill, he finally called back. Too bad my phone got unplugged and died in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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Top comments
funnyfml 0
you can't put the symptoms into google if you don't have an internet connection..
bco12 0
so plug your phone in next time. (assuming it was your cell)
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Comments (67)
VampiressMiharu 0
So, uh, your internet works now? OMG ITS LYK MAGIK :D!!1!
TheWhiningWalrus 0
I dont understand how people think you deserved this? thats sucks dude.
PaulsLittleAngel 0
Well look on the bright side.....It works now
Missythevampire 0
seriously? you don't know how to fix ur internet? wow....
dhiran_singh 16
Do you? Probably not xD
primogen18 0
This happened to me the other day, we have comcast cable/net and vonage. Our modem was messing up and would work for a few mins once and a while the just drop it and be out for a few hours. As soon as it came on one time I called comcast only to have the call dropped while trying to explain what was going on.
TahjieStar 0
If your internet doesn't work how were you able to type this FML?
EffedUpVida 0
Hey - obviously it was fixed if you posted that. Unless you're using a phone.. or an internet cafe; but at least you got alternative options !
violentturtle 0
LOL. First of all, YDI, I think. I know when my phone is about to die. Secondly, the comments on this FML were very entertaining. Lastly, what's up with #32 and #33 sounding so similar? Oh, and #39 and #42? Weird.
JocelynKaulitz 28
you could have borrowed someone's internet to look it up.
luscious123 0
woww #7 ur a dumbass........... aha yea that sucks bell does that 2 us like evry single time