By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 763
You deserved it 44 191

Same thing different taste

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Imawhalerider 0

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

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mushrooms_fml 0

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mushrooms_fml 0

U need 2 drop dead now pleasse, stupid bitch #21

Do you think you used enough exclamation points?!!!!!

CheshireHalli 19

Please learn grammar and spelling... >_

I must agree with bump_it. That was a ridiculous comment.

Nai_fml 0

I don't think it's possible for her to learn grammar or spelling; she doesn't seem to have the attention span or intelligence to do so.

I would expect no less from a blond named Amy.

mushrooms_fml 0

Dont be jealous that u want 2 date me but none of my kind would look at u, mr_tuff_guy!!!! And NAI - its 1 thing 4 u to argue with me in that initial convo but 4 u 2 follow me around???? Go away!!!!!!!!!

Nai_fml 0

I'm not following you around sweetie, don't flatter yourself. I happened to be reading the comments on this FML, and noticed that you had posted again. I'm not going to go away, either.

spongebobrocks 0

I think she doesn't want to spell correctly because she thinks that spelling the way she does is cool, and that good grammar is for hardcore nerds. And God forbid she's a nerd, they're unpopular and undesirable! By the way, Mushrooms, that previous sentence of mine, is something called sarcasm.

mushrooms_fml 0

spongebobrocks, is any1 in real life able 2 stand ur unbearable know-it-all douchebag personality, or r u kept locked up in a cage?

spongebobrocks 0

Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one. I'm not a know-it-all, sarcasm is something everyone knows. Or so I thought. But I was wrong. Obviously, there are people who don't know the meaning of it.

mushrooms_fml 0

Ur an idiot, obv i kno sarcasm, and yes u do think u kno everything and i find it hard 2 believe any1 can stomach coming within 10 feet of u

Nai_fml 0

Honey, I wouldn't want to come within one hundred feet from you, and I'd actually love to be within ten feet of spongebobrocks; that way I could give him a hug for being so awesome.

mushrooms_fml 0

And btw spongebobrocks, you give good one advice???? U make no sense dumbass And triumvirate, shut the **** up and **** off dumbass

mushrooms_fml 0

nai, anything 4 a bit of male attention huh???

spongebobrocks 0

Wow, not only can you not spell, you also can't read.

Nai_fml 0

No, I just think he's an awesome guy. I get all the male attention I want from my boyfriend

mushrooms_fml 0

"Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one." Read it, dumbass. Try making sense.

mushrooms_fml 0

"Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one." Or by "advice" did u mean "********"?

spongebobrocks 0

Hmm. Random correct spelling. Why is that?

Hey mushrooms, I really think you should just shut up and leave yourself. You're seriously just annoying and nobody cares what you say. Damn.

cucumberfabulous 7

Oh my ... yes!! She's back, I love it and Triumvirate ......LOL

tmptmptmp 0

Please stop holding down the shift key. One ! would have been enough

Mushrooms - reading your comments hurts my eyes. Please, for the sake of everyone, learn to spell, read, and be grammatically correct. Please.

PhinsGirl 0

Mushrooms, you're just digging yourself a deeper hole. Should a twelve-year old even be allowed to enter this website?!

heehee yes she does how many exclamation points can you use in one long winded really annoying paragraph?

LOLLLLL ah man....u guys are funny finally takes one n btw

Anonymous130_fml 0

I'm in 8th grade and surrounded by ignorant people like you. I guess its going to follow me throughout my life. Your typing discusts me. Spongebobrocks just rocked your shit. xD

give her a break she was just being nice!! back off already!

Yourheadache 19

You were making it worse with every single comment.

I'm gonna jump in on the party late here guys and take Mushrooms side on this one. To be honest she is probably hotter then most of you will ever score, and i mean shes the kinda girl most people look at and only imagine. And im surounded by some hot girls but still dont feel like i got a chance. But seriously stop ganging up on one person

mangoboy1 19

I can't believe someone who talks like that is doing premed

You deserve it for popping your pimples. Especially since you're a guy.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

YDI for not popping your pimples!!!! thats disgusting!!!!!!!!!!

No, sometimes they scar and it looks terrible. Just put benzoyl peroxide on it and it's gone in a few hours.

I guess I don't understad how the toothbrush moved down your throat just from moving forward unless you were like 2 inches from the mirror and the toothbrush hit the mirror. in which case, YDI

Gasperilla 0

hahaha, yeah I've done that before.

That's why you don't pop the pimples, they dry and fall off. Unless the goo is what you're into.

JJawbreakerr 0

Ew, much? Popping pimples is gross and creates scars. Try Clean and Clear and stop your whining. Do you really need to see every detail of your pimple to lean THAT close into the mirror? OR did you just want to see the initial goo that squirts from it. *gag* Yeah. ******* gross. FYL & YDI.

Lee002 8

haha I don't get zits on my face my skin is too dry hahaha

LemonFairy 0

I get zits BECAUSE my face it too dry... O_o

well you're only 14 trust me in about 6 months you'll start breaking out. my skin used to be like that until i turned 14.