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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

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Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

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Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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morgann4826 0

Monday 19 March 2012 1:23

time to stop watching so much ****

daniel1_1 13

Monday 19 March 2012 1:24

I pity the fool.

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medussa1 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:25

And that's why you mute the computer and close the lid when she walks in.

ilove80smetal 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:45

Probably don't want to do that at a library either.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:56

Windows button + D = minimize all windows and show the desktop. Handy.

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:42

Your ****-fu is weak... one tab at all times, and speakers off if anyone is home. Keep your alt+tab/alt+f4 fingers ready.

brian345 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:22

nice job bro

Cruisenick123 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:52

Challege accepted.

neworleansboo731 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 6:10

I think someone needs a girlfriend

pepkate 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:21

Awkward!

jadamsclassic 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:27

it's called minimize... it's next to the "x" on the top of the screen

pastnastificatio 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:53

Everybody knows you only need one window. 2 girls, 1 cup.

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