By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Testimony night

  Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Next time, leave the room to "get a glass a water/ take a leak" so that they know right away that you weren't asleep after all. But yea, no child/ grandchild wants to hear THAT going on....

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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Next time, leave the room to "get a glass a water/ take a leak" so that they know right away that you weren't asleep after all. But yea, no child/ grandchild wants to hear THAT going on....