By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Testimony night

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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By manb91gb | 11

#7859596 - Friday 15 November 2019 19:09

God I hope I can still get my freak on when I'm 70!

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7859672 - Saturday 16 November 2019 0:21

Next time, leave the room to "get a glass a water/ take a leak" so that they know right away that you weren't asleep after all. But yea, no child/ grandchild wants to hear THAT going on....

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7859587 - Friday 15 November 2019 18:20

They knocked it out in only 20 minutes?

By manb91gb | 11

#7859596 - Friday 15 November 2019 19:09

God I hope I can still get my freak on when I'm 70!

By Ksweety_fml | 27

#7859615 - Friday 15 November 2019 20:30

Aw , that sucks

RichardPencil | 27

#7859660 - Friday 15 November 2019 23:33

Oh, no, you ditn't!!!

By rsequak | 11

#7859618 - Friday 15 November 2019 20:38

that's freakin gross

By Leeono | 26

#7859633 - Friday 15 November 2019 21:25

Grandmother fucker!

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7859672 - Saturday 16 November 2019 0:21

Next time, leave the room to "get a glass a water/ take a leak" so that they know right away that you weren't asleep after all. But yea, no child/ grandchild wants to hear THAT going on....