Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
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Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
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Top comments
kiran_fml 5
Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans
TheDrifter 24
10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.
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Comments (139)
kremmel 12
OP, I'll let you in on a little secret. It is much more satisfying to keep quiet about your weight loss, and let others notice it, than to point it out to them.
UnluckyIrishKid 9
Out of curiosity if you lost 10 pounds and your button flew off how did you fit in these pants before?
FlashBoy619 0
Imagine you had a boner... o_O
CRC_101 31
This comment is made so much better by the fact that OP is a woman xD
cherryblossom14 7
Are you sure you lost 10 pounds? Unless you had a cheap pair of pants or something.
Wicked361 8
My friend does this and it's really annoying YDI for bragging...
trollierthanthou 1
ah hhaha sucks for you OP. Kind of ironic. Even with my tightest jeans if i lost ten lbs they would be falling off of me. So either you did not lose as much as you thought you did or Karma bit you on the arse for bragging.
trollierthanthou 1
well actually don't you think that if her scale hated her it would say she gained like forty lbs instead of telling her she lost ten? And for some people, it's not their fault completely. I myself, have been a bit overweight my entire life. I have an hypoactive thyroid and metabolism issues. Not to say i don't have junk food every now and then, like anybody else. But i don't really eat alot, like two meals a day. And it is mostly healthy. I also do aerobics and yoga. But I have never really been a healthy weigt.
Fricktion 3
Sorry to say but you know nothing about human metabolism if you say you're fat and you only eat 2 meals a day. There is a reason you are fat. Your body is trying to store. In cave man days, food wasn't always readily available so our bodies stored what they could to help us survive. When you say you only eat 2 meals a day, it BETTER be all healthy! If not, that's like saying half my intake is junk food. "Yeah, 50% of what I eat a day is junk food." Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Break those 2 meals a day into 6. I bet you'll lose weight when you do. Love your username though!
Suba_fml 8
Fail
trollierthanthou 1
and twelve you are really nice you only care about whats on the inside most people are just the opposite.
dennistownsendjr 3
Lmao