Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
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Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
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Top comments
kiran_fml 5
Maybe you should lay off the skinny jeans
TheDrifter 24
10 lbs lighter and your pants are still too small? I shudder at the mental image of the muffin top you used to sport.
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Comments (139)
firefighterjohn 9
faaailll!
Brina1 0
Ooh that's harsh
aimeesea75 16
They're skinny jeans. Not make you skinny, jeans.
FunSized88 10
Maybe you need to loose a few MORE pounds before bragging
thats_my_job 11
10 pounds is a lot to lose. OP I say be proud of your weight-loss! But be careful flaunting it.
kei1108 13
It's okay. Get healthier at your own pace and don't care about what others think! :) Don't feel pressured by society to be thin. You're beautiful!! :D
suprclssy 5
FAIL!
sleet7 4
You are still fat.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
Be happy with your body o.o Losing 10lbs is great! Keep at it!
cidman420 5
well the 1st 10 lbs u lose is just water not fat lol
dani_jorge111911 0
For once say you have a huge ****** and that you'll swallow him whole. Maybe they'll get turned on. Sorry OP but the way you go about it, not all guys can understand dry sarcasm. A lesson you learned to keep your mouth shut!