Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
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Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, my stepmom accused me of creeping around, acting sneaky, and maybe even planning to kill her in her sleep because I’m "still angry at my dad divorcing my mom and marrying her." All I did was get up at 2 a.m. for a pee at coincidentally the same time as she was going outside for a cigarette. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
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piedpiper303 29
Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
Elric97 9
Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"
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Comments (52)
buttcramp 21
have you been known to sneak out at night, OP? if so, ydi. if not, I'm really sorry your parents are strict and assuming.
ksloan4447 6
^my life also
SmokinGuns 13
Permission to take a crap, sir,?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Who reads this and says "Yeah, You Deserve It"? Sometimes I question the logic of people who do that
Shmatterhorn 38
Badge hunters. Enough said.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
And people with the mobile app app catch the wrong one. Or hit once while trying to scroll.
Sports_guy3 28
Permission denied.
TechnoStew 21
I know that feel. My parents get pissy like that all the time.
worthlessACfan 11
oh my ._. don't sneak out 0.0
livinlifeCJ 4
Just going to take a wild guess but its probably SO SHE DOESN'T WAKE HER/HIS PARENTS UP. Like I said though its a wild guess. What are the chances im right?
dreadbeat69 12
Tell them to blow it out their ass.
Shade1982 20
Thankfully, I wasn't the only thinking this. Logic holds no place here...