Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
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Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, my stepmom accused me of creeping around, acting sneaky, and maybe even planning to kill her in her sleep because I’m "still angry at my dad divorcing my mom and marrying her." All I did was get up at 2 a.m. for a pee at coincidentally the same time as she was going outside for a cigarette. FML
Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
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piedpiper303 29
Well I guess you could say that's a.... *gets shot*
Elric97 9
Next time walk out of your room in a normal way and yell "I'm taking a poop!"
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Comments (52)
drowningfishy 7
Make a musical out of it. Do an off key opera of I have to poop, I have to poop, oh so bad I have to poop. Then end it off with some loud toots and kerplunks.
LennyComa 39
Should of used a bag....apparently.
brandoneyez1 25
Did they make you potty and not flush so they can see.
stargirl_95 24
OP could live in a house with really old floorboards that squeak when you step on them and so he/she would have to sneak to the bathroom to avoid waking his/her parents up.
Dcm210 19
What a shitty situation.
blackonblight 32
Time to do your best Wacko Warner impression. "Potty Emergency!"
Ben009 13
Y would you need to sneak to the bathroom? What kind of house do you live in?
derpy_batman 4
Some other things were sneaking out too, if you get my meaning
DanielleinDC 33
Did you get a chance to say that you just wanted to go to the bathroom and were doing it quietly so as not to wake anyone up? Either you've sneaked out before, or your parents are paranoid.
Ashley868 10
Were you dressed up?