Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML
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Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
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lylotrezor 20
That's the kind of situation where you're torn between feeling grateful because the sentiment is nice or insulted because you (indirectly) just got called fat.
Oliok 19
Aww, that would be rude even if you were the mom. :( sorry op.
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Comments (79)
rocker_chick23 27
That was totally inappropriate for the woman to say.
bv2332 10
Newsflash.... Your Fat!!!
stumpyj 10
People just need to mind their own damn business. The lady had no reason to comment.
PhatPanduh 4
What a ****** bitch. That is just so rude.
musicophilia 3
Reminds me of just after my son was born (via surrogate) and a woman who I regularly bought coffee from said "I knew you were pregnant; I could tell" yep, thanks!
awesomecrazyboy 11
Plot twist dunnnnn
597mph 10
Bitches will be bitches.
darkfireflame 15
Haters gonna hate.
DanniNell 13
I can relate a bit OP. I guess I look older to older people and little kids. Ever since I was 12, I've been mistaken as a mom to my little sister. And her mom is 5 times my size! It doesn't even matter how much I weigh. I was called a mom as a skinny teenager and when I gained weight after high school. Throughout my high school years people thought I was a freshman. It's something that's always been weird to me.
ace_arnie 7
Sooooo, how's it going with the weight loss?