Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML
Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML
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mimori_kiryu 5
never leave a kid alone...
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that trusts a 4 year old!
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UWBeautyQueen12 0
The parents deserve that for raising a spawn from hell!
UWBeautyQueen12 0
The parents deserve that for raising a spawn from hell!
Rickyretardo 0
shit man ur stupid I could get cookies without my parents knowing wit my 2 triplet sisters and put everything back to normal and they would never know when I was 2!
phuckurlyfe 0
ydi for not doing your job: babysitting, not mailsitting.
bigdickprick 0
why the **** would you pay them? they raised the little son of a bitch.
DeservedIt 0
Ha ha I once had to deal with a kid like this, but he was 6. He locked me up too after throwing a toy out the window to make me go outside. He didn't laugh so much when I called 911, told them the situation and that the father may have an unsecured gun in the house, and then SWAT came over and smashed the door (apparently they misunderstood and thought there was an armed intruder holding the kid hostage or something...). That was an EPIC lesson that kid was taught. Masked and armed people breaking in his house freaked him out, and then his parents scolded him and gave him a set of harsh punishments. Anyway, OP you deserve it for agreeing to pay for their inability to educate their brat. Damn I know dogs who have better education than that kid! You did nothing wrong, except maybe for not calling the cops. You should threaten to alert social services if they don't give your money back and pay you for your time there. Plus an extra for the fact you spent the entire night outside. There is obvious parental negligence going on. Normal kids don't do this stuff, even if there's nobody around! Don't let them blame you so they don't have to pay for the damage themselves!
ITzEPiiC 0
anyone use to read Calvin and Hobbes??? remember when Rosalyn was over and Calvin locked her out and mocked her from his window??? yea, he was punished and rosalyn was paid extra
paperisuseful 0
lmao ya I remember that one
FMLrockzdude 0
don't u guyz just lov kidz now a dayz??? you feed them, love for them, care for them, etc., and how do they repay u??? by destroying everythigg u own and then blaming it in whoever else was there.... aren't they just the best? =P
Turbolag25 7
EVIL STEWIË!!!!!!!!
baby_val 0
uh first don't leave tha kid Alone dumbass second it's Against tha law ta tamper w/mail tht ain't urs Genius Its their house their mail