Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
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Top comments
HurriKaty 4
Your mom is awesome. Also, YDI.
Hotness101 0
at least you're photogenic!
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Comments (76)
potsie 0
lol that sux around here no1 really cares if u speed on the highway. Ill be going 80, same as all the traffic, and cops will pass everyone doing 90+. Its ridiculous
Rota 0
God I hate these cameras in AZ. They're all along the freeways and they have them mounted on vans now. There's a huge movement to get rid of them on the 2010 ballot though so hopefully it does something. You really do deserve it though, there are signs a half mile and 300 feet before them. Watch the damn road.
chelliejellie10 0
Haha pretty much the exact same thing happened to my stepdad, smiling and all, only it was my mom that got pissed.
Ryuu66 7
lol one of the few FMLs that actually make me laugh out loud...and not in my head
kme123 0
yeah i live in arizona and i think everyone in my family has gotten a ticket from one of those...the I-17 definitely blows.
Pmm368 5
YDI. What are you doing speeding? You could hurt some one going the speed limit.
Bumlove89 0
This is a lie. Those cameras only take photos of the lisence plate not the people driving.
movies12 0
I thought it only took pictures of your license plate. Not the actual person. Watever.
japiswhack 0
1. those cameras DO take pictures of the person driving. That way no one can try and say that someone else was driving their car during the incident. and 2. dont act like none of you guys have ever gone over the speeding limit... but then again, all you guys saying she deserved it probably don't even have your licenses yet.
xXlolololXx 0
otokio is deffinetly right. although you should be checking your speed regularly anyway, after only a short while with a car you get to know generally hoe fast your going by the spud if the engine and how fast things are whizzing by you. I can tell how cast my moms going when she drives withouth looking. and I'm only 15