Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped...

By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Little shit

By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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You deserved it 119

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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You deserved it 20 682

By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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You deserved it 1 926

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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You deserved it 14 196

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:04

That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

Try one-piece swimsuits.

Comments

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:44

Never wear a string bikini to a water park if you actually plan on participating in anything besides sunbathing or sex. Ever.

FMaLex 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:45

Haha #4 Me too. I won't believe until you give me a pic. =P

purple_riot 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:53

You DIDN'T deserve it. But you might want to consider wearing something different next time.

grayh123 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:56

#115 I don't know about anyone else, but when anyone mentions "chauvinistic" I immediately become a misogynist. #103 You yourself seem quite 'insecure' getting so bothered by the subject of weight. I'm not calling you fat, I'm just stating the way you said that makes you look either like a 12 year old girl or very self-conscious about her own weight (assuming your a girl) No-one should be worried about their own weight. Our minds have a predetermined "set-weight" that our brains feel we NEED to be at That's why dieting doesn't work, you lose the pounds, but find it almost impossible to keep it. Most people go back to their set weight because our minds want to achieve that set-weight, and will keep firing the hunger instinct until you eat. So I agree, people shouldn't call her fat, or skinny or ugly or 'hot' All we are given in this FML is the fact that one girl with a bikini went down a tube, lost the bottom half and got stuck in a tube. No need to bring in Canada, America, Skinny, Fat, Pretty, Ugly, Indoor Water Parks, Chauvinism and the like. to the OP I think you should laugh it off. I mean...how many of those people are you going to see in the future? Really. Not many, and if you do then who cares, be proud, you can officially say you got stuck in a tube naked at a water park. How many people can say they've done that? Just my two-cents.

Engineer_Chick 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:58

Don't believe you. People sit at the top and if you were big enough that you even might get stuck they would ask you not to go on the ride. Someone very smart designed it that way so lets not make stuff up.