Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
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Top comments
bhangu023 0
Follow him around and when he picks up a book you've read do the sane thing ;)
Iamnotmyself 17
Snape kills Dumbledore? Ah shit.
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Comments (199)
xGolBLiiN 1
Johnny and Dallas aren't the main characters (I just ruined it for those reading "The Outsiders")
shadowgamer_x 0
It's about the journey, not the destination.
Althenias 0
people will say that to anything. i doubt they die
Norrec86 7
A lot of people say that as a joke
Epikouros 32
That guy was a jerk. But if a book can be ruined by one piece of information, it isn't worth reading.
Hunts160 5
that was me except j put a note in the book
evilplatypus 39
I'm an avid reader and will never understand why people care when the ending is ruined; I'm infinitely more interested in HOW the book gets to the ending.
MarkARod 0
What was the book called?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Everybody poop's: the dump of death edition
kelseysking 26
Allegiant
whitey317 0
Dang f your life! I can't imagine the pain you must feel...
mfayem 15
I bet he didn't even know what the book was about. He was probably just messing with you, and he got to you. XD