Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
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Top comments
bhangu023 0
Follow him around and when he picks up a book you've read do the sane thing ;)
Iamnotmyself 17
Snape kills Dumbledore? Ah shit.
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Comments (199)
cooldude255220 1
Since he only said "Main Character", he quite possibly didn't even know which book you had? why wouldn't he say the character's name?
Wulfy424 3
I think OP is saying "main character" and "book" so the FML doesnt ruin the book for everyone else.
summerdontgo 0
Haha! I kind of like him!
Arch27 27
It was The Hunchback of Notre Dame!
InvaderZacko 0
U mad bro?
hateevryone 15
your response: Thank you, jackass.
cloudygirl5 16
Awwww that's mean!
doglover100 29
If someone did that to me I'd throw the book at them.
krapcissaruj 13
i would have chunked that hard-back book at the back of his asshole head.
Waspinator1998 21
I wouldn't believe him unless he called the main character by name.
irgndsondepp 15
So what? Don't you care why or how he dies?