FML: The Showdown #2 By Louis - 29/03/2017 21:05 Who will be your champion this week? I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 129 Share Tweet Share
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 482 You deserved it 2 614
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 68 489 You deserved it 4 069
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 346 You deserved it 9 003
Today, I signed in to my personal Google account on my work laptop. Unbeknownst to me, the browsing history and favourites from my personal computer synched, causing my kinky Pornhub history to show up, all while I was screen-sharing to my boss and prospective clients. FML I agree, your life sucks 378 You deserved it 1 659
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 304 You deserved it 5 863
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML I agree, your life sucks 80 583 You deserved it 7 786
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