FML: The Showdown #2 By Louis - 29/03/2017 21:05 Who will be your champion this week? I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 130 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 683 You deserved it 6 188
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML I agree, your life sucks 316 You deserved it 188
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 167 You deserved it 6 183
Today, in an attempt to eat healthier snacks, I took an apple to work. I ate it after lunch. Now my teeth are full of bits of apple and I can't focus on my work because it's distracting. Three hours until I can get home and floss. FML I agree, your life sucks 165 You deserved it 308
Today, I told my future MIL that we couldn't see her on Christmas because I have to work that day passing out gifts to elderly patients, but that I would call off work to travel to see her any day after. That isn't good enough, so she asked my fiance to spend Christmas without me. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 256 You deserved it 832
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 665 You deserved it 7 653
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