By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I have a funny feeling that woman is going to have an accident soon. Either karma or you is going to make it happen.

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muzy 23

I know who op won't be saving if they're drowning !

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Kibaruto 33

Anyone wish the spine board would've been made of iron? The idea of even more irony is just what this needs.

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IsisChaos 1

Eesh that sucks! I'm a lifeguard too, and trust me I would've been pissed if that happened to me. Ban her from the pool!

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j_cat187 19

Strap an AED to her and throw her in the pool. *Shock advised stand clear*

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Obvious8 3

How do you get a concussion from a spinal board falling over? They weigh like 10-15 lbs, and one just falling onto you gave you a concussion?

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lu95 16

Considering its not called a spine board, I'm surprised you were even hired. You must be the laughing stock often...

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lu95 16

That's what I was implying, the OP said spine board

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Mattsta123 5

Better than getting fired for having a sword fight with the lifeguard tubes

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Tempest559 12

You sound over dramatic, I doubt you got a concussion.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Ever heard of doctors, hospitals, and mild concussions? It could be a minor concussion, not a major one like the ones you hear at football games.

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