Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Badass
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Gun control
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Old banger
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Gun nuts
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
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perdix 31
You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.
CrazyManNo9 29
This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.
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fthku 13
Oh pipe down, no one likes the french. You guys can't even count normally. Honestly, why would you say "four-twenty-ten-nine" instead of just making a word for 99?? (Yes that's what it means) And I'm not even American. And when Americans do dumb things I'm the first to jump and say "only in America". That's not to say I hate Americans. :o
zigou_fml 0
What are you talking about with your 80 ?
OhShuttup 0
YDI for trying to be a smartass!
MetallicA7X86 0
Ain't no one ever told you to make sure that the weapon's safe and clear? In terms you can understand "gun expert" your finger is not in the trigger guard, the red dot is not showing on the safety selector, there is no magazine in the weapon and there is no round in the chamber. If you follow those simple steps, the weapon is guarenteed not to go off!
hideyoself 4
retarded much?
RunawayOrange 1
If they OWNED guns, I'm pretty sure the person/people you were explaining the gun safety too were pretty damn aware of it already. You were probably belittling their knowledge in the first place!
raybury 2
@#9 Guns stored unloaded make excellent paperweights. Many times someone can use a gun in self-defense without firing (and thus not make the news). This can be done with a loaded gun as well as with an unloaded one. In all other cases, a loaded gun is superior. @OP There is a reason Jeff Cooper put the Four Rules in the order they are. Here is my paraphrasing. #1 AMMO: Always treat a gun as if it is loaded until you can check (your missed this one) #2 MUZZLE: Always point the gun in a safe direction (assuming your friend doesn't live in an upper-floor apartment, good job pointing at the floor) #3 TRIGGER: Keep your snot hook off the bang switch (I stole this one; you missed this one too) #4 TARGET: Know what is around and behind what you are shooting at Rule 4 is not a repeat of Rule 2 because it applied when you actually do want the gun to fire: That is, when know a gun is loaded, you are pointing it at something you do not object to destroying, and you are about to pull the trigger intentionally. This is the reason most police departments (including all or most in New Jersey) choose a hollow-point bullet -- and why most citizens should as well, and should work to change the law where they are forbidden, e.g. New Jersey. Hollow points maximize the force conveyed to what they hit, which is, ideally, your target and something or someone whose health is not a key concern to you. Outside of war no one should shoot to kill -- even if it can avoid some nasty lawsuits -- but should shoot to stop an imminent potential killer or mauler or rapist. Dead is one form of stopped, but a couple rounds to the center of mass, if they do not kill him, will usually not immediately make your target stronger. (Shooting arms or legs only works well when those arms and legs aren't moving, which is usually called assault with a deadly weapon.) Non-hollow point rounds, e.g. full metal jacketed cartridges, may miss bone and not as fully transfer their energy to your target; this means they may pass through the target and hit someone or something you do not want to shoot. Weather using hollow points or not, Rule 4 applies (you might miss after all), but when you don't have a better choice (i.e. any time you need to fire a gun at a fellow human being, or at a domestic animal) it is more desirable to use bullets that will not pass through your target doing minimal damage while hitting non-targets. Finally, it sounds like the OP would be a better candidate for the Eddie Eagle program than presume to teach someone about gun safety using a third party's gun. This program from the NRA teaches children to stop and leave an area when they see a gun, and inform a trustworthy adult about it.
tbwrb 0
So you're saying 2 out of 4 isn't too bad?
HesJustTheBest 0
tl;dr
KittehSayzRAWR 0
******* longest comment I've ever read.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Col. Jeff Cooper's Four Rules FTW.
pedroiaman15 0
YDI for being a toOl!
sk3l370n 0
next time aim better
tbwrb 0
It was a small grace of fortune or more likely my observance that saved a friend of mines life. I was lining up to take a shot, safety off, exhale, friend walks forward of "safe" line, safety on, crossbow down (we're in the UK), friend gets a sound bollocking, friend ***** off to other side of field, pick up crossbow, line up shot, safety off, exhale, squeeze trigger, gold, repeat
fthku 13
Do you read the stuff as you type it? I'm not sure even YOU would understand what the hell you tried to explain there.
TheFection 0
haha you're so right. were there train tracks near by?