By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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perdix 29

You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.

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CrazyManNo9 29

This whole scenario is wrong on so many levels. At least it was only the floor, however.

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IowAuburn_fan77 4

hey dumbass ur spost to treat ever gun as it's loaded and the safeties not on!!!! come on.

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brennan1 0

wow dumbass, i think DUMBASS is the only word you spelled correctly

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IowAuburn_fan77 4

no I spelled safety right because I was talking bout more than one. spost u know what I mean. and I'm playing cod. it's an fml not English class

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beccusmaximus 0

No. Not more than one. It should have said "safety's," as in "safety is." And last time I checked, spost is not a word. Dumbass.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

lol^ fail^^^ and win for multitasking^^

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xxShinobi 0

LAWL ITS TEH INTERNETS GAIZZZ I CAN SPELL HOWEVER I WANT RITE?!1!!?

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beccusmaximus 0

Haha 72, 20 is a painful example of that attitude. It's interesting to see what new words and abbreviations Internet idiots come up with everyday. "Spost" was a new one for me. I really don't understand why people want to look like illiterate idiots to millions of other readers.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

^ Gahh big wurds maek hed hert. eet my hook'd on fonics scills bich

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Driveshaft 5

YDI! If you're going to practice gun safety, the first step is to clear the chamber with barrel down and fingers nowhere near the the trigger. Do that first step every time, even when you know the weapon is unloaded, and you will never have an "accident".

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mike3775 36

I am so glad I taught my kids proper gun handling techniques, and to NEVER point it at anyone, and to always make sure the gun is unloaded before pulling the trigger(including checking the barrel), and to always make sure the safety is on prior to storing it or putting it down. Of course I also have trigger locks on all my guns as well, just as an extra safety precaution

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lkd8165 0

ok so I agree with most of that except...if someone breaks into your house and is threatening your kids, are you going to have to say, "hold on a minute while I unlock my gun and load it..." a locked, unloaded gun is more of a safety risk in time of need than a loaded gun carefully stored (such as in a safe requiring a fingerprint scanner, for example).

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mike3775 36

No I have a loaded unlocked gun that I keep near me at all times that the kids know about. The only ones(the 16 yr old, and a 13 yr old) who know where it is always kept also know that I check it every day and if it has been moved, hell will come down upon them The other guns are kept under lock and key though

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IIFenix 3

"Hell will come down on them" Unless a bullet goes through you......

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ideasrule 13

I hope you trust your children, or that you have very good security measures. How can you tell whether the guns have been moved? If they take a picture of the area, they can put the gun back with sub-millimeter accuracy. I don't think your eyes are accurate enough to recognize that.

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LilaBear 1

lkd8165 - and there's the problem with America's gun laws, any moron can get his hands on a gun and walk into your house. In Australia gun violence is much, much lower and 99% of gun owners have them for recreational sport, not "self defense" because guns just aren't needed in Australia for self defense.

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White_Fury 0

92 I seriously hope you are kidding. If you look at statistics since guns were banned in Australia- violent crimes, murders, assaults, and many other crime rates increased...

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underpaid011 0

you should go demonstrate electric fence safety by not pissing on one next time. get it on video and post it to you tube.

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DocBastard 38

The father should be locked up since the guns weren't. Allowing kids access to loaded guns is not sensible, reprehensible and indefensible. And some other words that end in "ensible".

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fthku 13

I'll never understand how people are dumb enough to accidently let out a shot. Either you figured the safety's on and shot it anyway, which is dumb, OR you pulled the trigger by mistake. I'll NEVER get how one accidently pulls a trigger.

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Arschloch04 0

You'd be surprised how sensitive some triggers are, and how dumb some people are.

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fthku 13

As a soldier, I fired many types of guns. Haven't ran across a gun that was so sensitive that it could be pulled so easily before you notice. I CAN believe how some people can be so dumb however.

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