Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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Top comments
lexuality 0
Tell him to wear them to bed next time you're together and see how he reacts. And who knows, it could be hot. :P
cardinallove 11
Are you kidding me? Cheating is way worse than crossdressing. Most crossdressers are heterosexual men. There's nothing wrong with that. Open your mind up, you might like it. If not, at least let him do his thing. I'd rather have a man who likes to wear feminine clothing over a cheater anyday.
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Comments (168)
VeryNice329 0
wow ahaha. your boyfriend is a closet cross dresser or he REALLY didn't want to get in trouble for leaving Candy's panties behind.
HumanitysFinest 15
What an excellent summary of the entire FML
xxjona777xx 0
at least u have a bf that doesn't have a panty line when we wears his tight pants..
dedcircuit 0
FYL for dating Larry David.
Giorgio272 2
So he enjoys silky lace thongs, who cares? I know some women that enjoy mens clothing. Right snikerdoodle.
okieraider71 4
#24 (a boringshit)--You might want to ease back on how much crack you are smoking.
koco4 0
that how he gets his crack, by sleeping around lol
TiffanyBlews27 0
@85, 35, you 2 are awesome!!!! ;) <3
Peroxide 3
Mabey he just wants to feel pretty. Im pretty sure its safe to assume he skips around the house wearing just the thong singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty"
MakaPaka_fml 0
If I were to witness someone doing that, I'd die from laughing too hard.
Jimbo2000 0
What if they got mixed into someone else wash? you did say that he lives in an apartment
lettertjes 0
Well yes that could happen, but then when confronted he would say 'I must have mixed things up in the laundry room' and not 'oh yeah they're mine'.
KBfml89 0
This is not an issue of being for or against "open relationships." If you're in a relationship that you and your partner have established as not being monagamous then there's nothing deceitful about dating other people at the same time. In this situation however it seems pretty clear that the OP's boyfriend was sleeping with other women without the OP's knowledge and then he lied to cover it up.
perdix 31
The third option is the worst: He wears them, but he's not comfortable wearing them in front of you.
Intoxicunt 6
Fourth option: They aren't his or his girlfriend's. They're his boyfriend's.
bugmenotmofo 34
+1000 points to you
kyonichii 4
Fifth: They're his mother's.
tweetbaby14 18
it was mine. sorry can you give it back?