Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
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Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I tried to bench press, my arms gave out instantly, and I ended up dropping the bar onto my chest. The dudes in the gym around me gave me the wide-eyed WTF face, while I tried to laugh it off and failed. FML
Today, at the gym I loaded way too much weight on the bench press. Halfway through my set, I got stuck with the bar on my chest, squealing like a squeezed rubber duck until a stranger rescued me. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
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yourallidiots13 0
thats sucks but you deserve it, but isn't 300 impressive enough
Burukasai 17
Well? Did you impress her?
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Comments (190)
GarageRock 3
you deserve it you lunkhead...people like you ruin the gym for the rest of us
HunterDanielle 3
that it alot.. that's lifting 3 of me :| I'd be impressed.
aback 5
What made you think she wouldn't be impressed by anything less than 350? Is she THAT fat?
TheDrifter 24
Maybe op is a plumpa humpa and wanted to prove he could lift her weight. It might be a turn on to the land whales among us.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
guess who won't be benching 300 pounds anymore? you!
Hmoyler151 4
Lol tard
deoaracaly 0
wow ur a dumb ass!
oldenuff2party 3
... i think 300 would have done it
vanillatwilight6 0
YDI seriously thats to much weight if you were only doing 300 you cant just jump to 350 a good lifter always knows that
TenderWhispers 0
Hope it hurt, you don't impress anyone.
yeppers6502 0
you deserved it, but are you trying to say men can't cry? Because that isn't true!