Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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tothenifty 1
this is great
pinkcrayola 0
Well if she's into that...
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Comments (178)
tothenifty 1
this is great
doctorhook86 25
I'm imagining the OP as something like what would happen if you put a dictionary on top of an open tube of toothpaste... Thanks for that, OP. :/
biggestfan23 11
He's going to the gym for all the wrong reasons. I know a few people at my gym that just go to socialize its so annoying
PrincessPesa 20
22- I totally hear that. My favorites are the girls with full faces of makeup trying to look cute and not sweat orange ooze onto their white towels.
doctorhook86 25
26-Orange, runny, sweaty cakefaces... This actually grosses me out more than the thought of human shit does.
Drigr 9
It's great? I thought it was kinda shitty myself. But oh well, "trying to impress" is an instant YDI in my book.
DespairFaction 11
What an epic waste of time. Now you have to buy new undies, shorts, and a new gym membership.
bigtaytay 13
I see where OP is coming from. When I'm at the gym and there's a hot girl it motivates me to work harder. But I'm not stupid enough to add 30 lbs....maybe like 10 lol
Jakesterk96 8
If a hot girl was watching me work out, I'd just continue and talk to her afterwards, not try to kill myself, but that's just me.
tjv3 10
I'm sorry man but that really made me laugh out loud
Inheritance 10
Bright side you dropped some weight in the process :D
DMarie217 0
Shit dude but you totally deserved it... HAHAHA aget it?! Shit dude?! Lol
kirrra 11
22 I thumbed you up because I agree with your comment, but also had to say this, we don't know if op goes to the gym to meet girls,maybe this was an exceptionally hot girl so she caught his attention? either way,op,fyl. nobody deserves that!
twerp21 3
Crafty. Crafty. :|
COolErKiD1414 0
To many fiber 1 bars? Haha
deLongenator 4
Wish I was there
thats_my_job 11
Ew.
Calyx_fml 22
Why? Are YOU into that?
memob123 0
Hey! Don't judge! ^
pinkcrayola 0
Well if she's into that...
fistnazal 10
Haha. One guy, too much weight?
MikeDa1Da 14
No, more along the lines of 2 girls 1 cup.
Pudagiah 12
I can't stop laughing at this FML.
fricknugget 3
My god i'm crying some of these comments are better than the actual post!!
RobinKCS 9
I'm sorry for your loss.
PrincessPesa 20
Loss of what, his poop baby? Or his chance with the hot chick?
doctorhook86 25
28 - Loss of control of his bowels.
PrincessPesa 20
Please. OP lost control of his grip on reality long before he crushed his bowels into submission. I ain't sorry.
babjak 6
That was great Robin!!
DMarie217 0
For his loss of poop!!! HAHAHA totally made my whole day!!
hugsnkissesforu 0
Shit happens
skullofdarkness 18
Lmao, this just made my day! XD
esines 9
Idk it sounds pretty shitty to me
btnhdude 0
If I had a great day this fml would still have made my day even better :)
KrazieKleo 13
Leave your ego at home next time. You could've seriously hurt yourself.
FlutterShyy 0
Lol well he hurt something for sure... Sucks to be you OP you get what you deserve and find a new gym by tomorrow everyone will know shitbrick
manyourlifesucks 0
Yeah. He might push his whole system out next time.
IceCreamMage 17
Completely agree. Not only did he deserve it, he could have hurt himself rather badly. I've seen idiots do this kind of thing at the gym I frequent. Very dangerous.
cmac86 24
While true, we wouldn't have this hilarious FML.
McMike10 1
Well damn, don't look too appealing. You've got to at least give other people a chance
fistnazal 10
Where's my ****** protein mah?!
jackassiddy 8
"In your pants along with the rest of your shit!"
MonkeyRiot13 3
Lesson learned: go to the bathroom before trying to impress pretty girls.
emeraldisle 30
I'm impressed that you pooped your pants. It takes talent to do that.
sxdryv 14
You say not to be shy so, hello - wanna chat? Hit me at [email protected] ;)