Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
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Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when my wife came in wearing a new lingerie set, smiling at me. I dropped what I was doing and carried her to bed. After we'd finished, she went downstairs for a drink, saw the dishes I hadn't cleaned, and started a fight. Now I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
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GenaALazer 22
smart woman.
SkoomaKi 27
She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.
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GenaALazer 22
smart woman.
BehindU 5
Why did OP even start cleaning the pool? I would've just chilled out thier and not started till she came out
mancool124 4
girrl not to be rude but ur profile picture is extremely revealing put on a sweater
TheZee 12
I agree with 43. While she is pretty cleaver to come up with such an idea to get him to clean the pool, it was a role-play. If cleaning the pool was not something he wanted to do, he could have "role-played" cleaning it while waiting for her, rather than actually doing it. She is "smart," but OP is also kind of stupid.
thelastavailable 13
She's smart because she used the prospect of sex to get a guy to do something for her? How ingenious.
Heinousness 0
OP is probably the most gullible person I have ever heard of. Just one test to prove it: OP, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!!
Guren 0
Haha got your ass!
davidbdb485 0
#63 a girl using sex to get a guy to do something isn't exactly a novel idea...
sparkrok 8
107 - I think that's what he meant...
Jorcar 8
That's a funny oxymoron.
Heinousness 0
Your an oxymoron for saying oxymoron, 112.
diniefofinie 9
Smart wife :P
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Look at #2...
Sparks808 10
Considering they were like 1 second apart, I doubt he did.
Heinousness 0
Wow, this got awkward quick.
Urbanchiller 0
If she were to give what OP wanted after he cleaned the pool would have been even smarter, she might have won the battle, but lost the war, now I believe OP will double think about getting into a role-play event/s, know that she might be deceiving him. You jelly?
Sundevil99 10
At first I thought you were biting your dogs ear. xD
SkoomaKi 27
She is a keeper. I know people say that a lot but she is smart...you could learn something OP.
l0v3p4in 7
Learn how to manipulate people into doing things for you. It appears that you'd be learning from the best.
jerseyboy732 16
just be happy she wasnt sleeping with the actual pool boy
MagicallyFat 12
You are not a happy person…
jerseyboy732 16
and you are a troll
MagicallyFat 12
You say that like its a bad thing. Ever day I'm trolling
jerseyboy732 16
bro go the hell away
deviable 9
Shhh don't struggle. It'll be over soon.
The_Hitdude 12
20: They see me trolling.... They hatin'.....
dumboears 8
If they had a pool boy, the pool wouldn't need cleaning. Just your friendly neighborhood captain obvious.
socoolsophie 4
Hey Blake the key is to not reply....or don't comment in the first place then people will leave you alone
THExistentialist 13
I believe the troll here is Blake for not using his comment sense before common-ing.
thelastavailable 13
I say say we all talk to Blake in a foreign language, that'll really piss him off.
emba_fml 13
i don't think there's any way that Blake isn't a troll...or at least i hope he is
KDAWGGGG11 0
How can you guys vote this down it's funny
The_Hitdude 12
24- The stupidity outweighs whatever humor that could've been found in the comment...which wasn't much to begin with.
The_Hitdude 12
*94
ALpein 0
If you think that they're a troll, you better prepare your anus.
cheer21moose 13
But she does sleep with him
Firefighter10 12
That sucks but it is a good idea
IronicIrony 8
Were you planning on some sexy, mermaid role play in your pool...? It's alright, everyone does it OP.
x_Just_Ellie_x 8
Hey, at least she didn't push you in!
The_Hitdude 12
^^He was cleaning the pool. Who goes into a pool while they're cleaning it?
x_Just_Ellie_x 8
Damn I feel stupid.
lebronesque73091 12
Women are masters of deception!
maythebeautiful 2
You're just mad cause we're smarter than you ;p
xxkimmyt 9
Smart. I would do that.
iheartstewie7 5
She's smart but she still should have rewarded u in the end...that's messed up