Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
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compasseagle89 8
I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.
IronicIrony 8
Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!
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Comments (230)
ryanbeast 7
I'm not sure if cops are allowed to just breathalyze you without a warrant, unless if you were driving. Nonetheless, just don't drink and you don't even have to worry about it.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for drinking while underage and for being at a party where beer is being served when you're underage.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
If you're jewish, that's hysterical.
perdix 31
If you do Nazi how stupid these puns are, the mods are going to Gestapit.
JimmyDevotion 4
Heil the mods.
jackiee_nguyen 2
Oh my gosh people shut the **** up i bet all of you who are bitching drunk when you were a teenager too so please shut the hell up! -_-
Taurus_ChicKa 37
On the contrary, I've never been drunk in my life and never intend to be. And I'm well out of my teenage years. I will never understand the appeal of drinking to the point where you forget your own name and do stupid things that can be used later for blackmail purposes. Also, I find the OP's nickname to be in very poor taste. Anne Frank as hiding because her life was in danger; had she come out, she would have been killed. OP was hiding to avoid getting in trouble for doing something she shouldn't have been doing in the first place. There's a big difference.
Xalandra 17
Well you can bet that I was a drunk teenager too but I'm letting you know right now, that's a bet you're gonna lose. I like to drink but I've never been drunk, just a little buzzed. I have better things to do than puke my guts up and feel like shit the next day!
marie803 3
Can you say 'prudes'? LIVE A LITTLE !
downtime 13
90, It doesn't say anywhere how drunk he was. He may have had no more than a single drink, which while illegal is not actually a health issue. Your attitude is toward being blind drunk, not drinking. These are two completely different states which shouldn't be used interchangeably. That said, most people would at least want to experience it once, and there is nothing wrong with that either. Experience is how we learn, sadly some people don't learn.
bazingabitches 17
Well I can see how that would suck, bit hiding under a chair? Really?
icallbullshit 3
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gibbyguppy 0
Ur FMLing because u didn't get arrested...I see
derecteevee 1
this isnt an fml thats awesome
angelinaanimerg 7
Lol you didn't get caught ur lucky This is no fml