Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
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compasseagle89 8
I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.
IronicIrony 8
Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!
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Comments (230)
hilary56 0
Actually that's not really a "fml" you didn't get caught for drinking…all you did was get a nickname. Because that is so horrible! :p
afrothunder666 5
Lmao hahahaha that's great
kimg0885 23
That's ok I actually hid in an attic once.anything beats going to jail
WiteOut 2
Real Anne frank style
jacko1234321 1
Better than gettin busted.
ToNstAAr 8
How's that an fml? it's lucky that the cops were to dumb to check behind a chair.
Xalandra 17
You deserve it OP. Next time just don't drink underage! Then you won't have to hide under a chair. Pretty simple, you really don't have to risk a charge to have a good time at a party.
JRFaceless 8
I just ADORE this anecdote! Thanks for brightening my day, you sick bastard!
williamcarter93 13
You should be lucky you didn't turn out like Anne Frank: dead.
MDTeddy 13
Underage people disgust me.
RedCamaro10 0
Hahaha!!!!! That is amazing!