Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Nonamerequired 0
Since when is glowing a crime?
untalented1 0
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
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Comments (103)
telepathetic 0
this would seem liek a real story but everyone who knows about glowsticks know they come off quite fast. and you wouldn't glow enough to give yourself away unless you got like dumped on by glow sticks. you win at making false stories.
Wanton_Rhapsody 0
Actually, they glow a great deal for a while at least. Once after breaking one by accident I had fun splattering the driveway. It glowed for at least an hour or so. By that time I had gone back inside. Point is, all of the liquid in one stick would be more than sufficient to alert cops to drunk people in bushes especially if it was done soon after the spillage.
telepathetic 0
im talking about on your clothes and skin, trust me ive been to enough raves and festivals to know how long a glowstick lasts on me
Yourkidding99 0
i dont mean to sound stupid, but i dont freakin get it??!?!? whats so bad about glowing?
PandaPandaPandaX 0
They're underage and they were drunk.
visage 0
Hint: They would have found you anyway.
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
"Move along, there's nothing to see here!" ~~ Officer Barbrady
ImJustJoking 0
"WAIT officer Barbrady, that bush is glowing!" ~~ Police officer Will
xThatRandomGirlx 0
I'm confused.
caancoha 0
Everyone is retarded, they didn't arrest them LITERALLY because OP glowed. OP's glowing brought the cops to their location in the bushes.
wet11 2
Retarded! Your username matches perfect ASSHOLE
besad_fml 0
everybody hid in the bushes cause they thought the cops wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. Since the OP was glowing they all got caught. They were most likley underage if they got arrested. This is for all the people who don't get it.
sublime93 0
Funny, but there wouldn't be that much liquid from the glowstick that you glowed that much. So this story fails.
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahahaahah, smooootttth :)