Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Nonamerequired 0
Since when is glowing a crime?
untalented1 0
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
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Comments (103)
youthink_fml 0
stupid kids.
CykoX 0
you shoulda brought a black light then EVERYBODY woulda glowed!
NeNiTa14 0
LMAO that really sucks for those 15 ppl. They must have been pissed at u lmao
imessup 0
I'm pretty sure cops would think to look in the bushes anyway.
Redneck325Ci 0
YDI...Because you don't know your civil liberties. If you're having an underage drinking party and the cops show up, remove everyone from eye-sight when you open the front door, remove any alcohol and what not, then step outside and shut the door. Then, ask why the cops are there and tell them you don't consent to any searches of your house without probable cause, legally they cannot enter. Next time, wise-up.
helloxmygoodbye 0
that might work as long as the person opening the door hasn't been drinking. If the cops smell the alcohol from the person talking, that's probable cause, if they see anything or anyone acting suspicious they can and they will get in your house. Some cops are nice and will let you off the hook, but it's always good to have someone who's not drinking talk to them.
vodkaprince 0
to 55: the OP lives in canada... the laws may be different regarding all that stuff...
KK_320 2
So where u arrested? What kind of party? Y couldn't u take your shirt off!!
seanreddog 4
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alex_vik 1
ಠ_ಠ
seanreddog 4
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seanreddog 4
Me no speaka español!!! Speak English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xobaby 0
glowsticks arent even that bright
medfly 2
YDI. what kind of party results in the cops coming to arrest dozens of people?
russianredgirl 0
a good party
canucksrule88 0
a damn good party
Nightfallz 0
your name op signifies what you are