Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
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jojo1031 0
Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?
Ncc_Tardis 0
I clicked YDI, then FML. It's a bit of both, I'vegottaa say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!
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Comments (165)
sensual_kidney 0
why the hell was she in a gay-bar? #63, stfu. Sure its a bit personal but you're taking it a bit too far.
09rryan 0
Shocked that the woman didn't post an FML. "Today, I was at a gay bar and a man asked me how I tuck myself in. He then asked if I was pre or post op. FML"
Bookie2152 0
#60- i believe it goes something like this: "love the sinner, not the sin"
JohnFR33M4N 0
Thats why you do a ball check first...then you move to 1st base
Bookie2152 0
i'm just sick of liberal idiots who sit in their make believe world where everything is all so fair. life sucks. deal with it. sexual harrassment is a made up word to give power to the weak, why the need to be so politically correct?
peel_fml 0
I don't see the problem here. If she's in a gay bar, she should have expected to be mistaken as a male, and you didn't really do anything wrong. Or is it a gay and lesbian bar?
peel_fml 0
69 And I'm sick and tired of Conservatives going about being so ******* idealistic and ignorant, over simplifying everything, and covering up their insecurities with prejudice.
wholeon 0
I don't really understand why everyone is freaking out about a woman being in a gay bar. "Gay" can describe both a woman and a man. There are some bars that are geared towards gay dudes and some that are geared more towards gay women, but at least in my part of the world, all the gay bars are equally populated with gay men and gay women. The OP is an idiot. There IS a big difference between a drag queen and a transsexual/transgendered person (transsexual is post-op, transgender is pre-op). It's the difference between Eddie Izzard and Brandon Teena (the person "Boys Don't Cry" was based on). I kinda think the OP isn't actually gay 'cause...don't most gays know this stuff? I mean, I do, and I don't even spend time at gay bars or other places where I'd run into a lot of trans/gender queer/drag folks. Also, you can't just ask someone what they do with their penis. WTF.
permission2laugh 0
HAHAAHHA IDIOT +1 #69 also #60 that is true we cant be hypocrites but that does not give us the excuse to sin. Good Job Bookie2152
g_unit 0
you deserve it for going to a gay bar and being attracted to she-males