Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
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jojo1031 0
Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?
Ncc_Tardis 0
I clicked YDI, then FML. It's a bit of both, I'vegottaa say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!
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Comments (165)
elijahblue3 0
if he was at the gay bar then he must be GAY!!!
wriptidez 0
dont talk to drag queens
smiiileyyy 5
lmao :L
sexymango 0
Stupid ****** Kill yourself
meganfoxboner 0
typical gay person
dollface19 0
You know, he WAS at a bar, and probably wasn't completely sober. Maybe he himself was interested in drag and wanted to know how to start or something, like someone who's interested in anything would make an inquiry to someone who seems more "professional". If she was walking around heavily made up, with what appeared to be a wig, and wearing..well..what drag queens usually wear (sequins, high heels, ect) in a gay bar, then I would probably mistake her for a genetic male also. And I'm a lesbian so I'm not saying it was her fault for being a woman, but I'm also not saying it was the OP's fault for assuming she wasn't.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Today some gay dude mistook me for a male drag queen, I'm neither. Fml
mrwelsh3 0
Fag.
Aeneid 2
Transgender is not the same as drag queen/king. Transgender is someone born in the wrong body, drag kings/queens tend to like to dress up as the opposite sex (not even on a daily basis usually) and create a whole persona to that character, but isn't necessarily trans. Those are very personal questions to ask about, and really none of your business unless the other person says it's ok to ask about it. And why can't a woman be in a gay bar? Gay doesn't mean only gay men, also gay women (and straight women do enjoy going to gay bars to not get hit on by annoying/obnoxious straight men). YDI.
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
She shouldn't have been at a gay bar then, her fault..