Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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xkonstantine125x 7
i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
Mizuy 7
Hate it when that happens...
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Comments (100)
handsfree 2
Omg that's sucks!! Hahaha
skyeyez9 25
That was when you should have grabbed his balls and squeezed them as hard as you can, until he passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Skymone 6
Gross! What concert was it? Just curious, as usually, my concerts have drunk men, but not mentally disturbed drunk men, lol.
sidkenney 0
What a asshole
PANDALEGIT 8
Marking his territory
richieflow 3
Best part of the night I'm sure
ankoku 2
As a child I learned that the best way to stop a hose from leaking on you is to bend it in half and tie it into a knot. Just some food for thought, op.
kay_princess14 7
Marking his peroty
hobojo69 23
What concert?
SpeechQween94 14
You should have given him the Jenna Marbles face