Love: Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts...

By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:06

Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her

Whininghippo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:17

He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."

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stupiidx3 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:55

you honestly derserve it. your girlfriend was getting hit on and you're not going to do anything about it and expect your girlfriend not to walk off with the guy ? i mean thats slutty of her to do that but still man up. if some guy checked me out or try to hit on me the first thing my boyfriend do is tell him to **** off. YDI

Checkerz_54 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:57

word of the wise: dont eva laugh at a girl and tell her she wouldnt do something... she will. i no this cos ive done it countless times.

Ketz 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:20

Ha ha, like you would go set yourself on fire. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well? I'm waiting.

btkillingtime 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:57

grow a pair guy, like the random dude in your story. be more like him.

lostguy 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:58

FYL for your girlfriend not caring about you by leaving you for another guy. YDI for just sitting there laughing and not stopping the flirting. but i'd say FYL more, even if you had a pair of balls and had stopped the flirting, your gf didn't tell the guy she was taken and wanted to continue flirting with the guy. and most likely continue to flirt with other people when you're not there as well. just move on and get a more loyal girl than the gf you mentioned who hopefully should be your ex by now. and try to grow some balls for your next girlfriend.

whoaelena 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:03

I so had the same thought. **** buddies obviously! [edit this was to #10]

WoolyWhoop 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:03

you just sat there and took it? YDI

AugustBlue 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:05

So the poor guy deserved this cuz his girlfriend was a *****? FYL cuz she's a BITCH. Seriously, I wouldn't go after her cuz she's a **** for ditching him right there. *shakes head*

leibod 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:10

Good job for trusting her, but frick, let her go. It hurts, but she don't deserve you. She's a big girl she doesn't need you to be fighting. She has a mouth she can use it to say "no I have a bf" instead of sucking another man's dick. I see nothing wrong with you, why do you have to change your trusting ways to adjust to her. Just because you didn't make a scene for her doesn't mean crap. She shouldn't be looking for a scene. Another classic case of girls giving dramas just because they want to be "complex" and "have their own independence" just by doing opposite of what men expect. Tell that ho to grow up and do something honorable. The only YDI is picking such a stupid girl. She must be real girly. Bad choice, dude.