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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.

abattior 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!

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r1r1h2 11

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:20

You know he could be near sighted....... Not saying its right but.....

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 November 2014 1:55

That's one person not everyone

DigitalDoctor 2

Monday 24 November 2014 2:16

Beautiful from far away but, Far away from beautiful.

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Monday 24 November 2014 3:25

Clubs are dark, and you don't need a shallow douche anyway!

demonfacee 14

Monday 24 November 2014 4:36

Be glad he actually said that to you because he showed you that he's a douchebag and that he's impossible to date.

mixedasshole 3

Monday 24 November 2014 5:02

wow! thats ****** up lol

jessiejamesp 11

Monday 24 November 2014 5:52

Sounds like a complete ass you should of said oh shit sorry I though you were someone els

Sunflowers111 7

Monday 24 November 2014 11:33

Dodged a bullet there. You probably look great :)

bananahannahf7 6

Tuesday 9 December 2014 3:26

what a jerk!

randybryant799 20

Friday 14 January 2022 6:36

Well he's a dick so bullet dodged.

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