Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.
abattior 18
What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!
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Comments (40)
nitrog100 21
The scientific formula for beer goggles, created by researchers at Manchester University, is as follows: ß = [(An)ˆ2 X d(S+1)]/[√L X (Vo)ˆ2]; ß is the "Beer Goggle Effect", An is the number of alcoholic beverages consumed, d is distance in meters, S is the smokiness of the room on a scale from 1 to 10, L is the lighting measured in candelas per square meter, and Vo is Snellen Visual Accuity. Blame science.
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow, he's a dick! Maybe he was joking? But if he was it wasn't funny
patrickeli 15
What a douche. You don't need classless pricks like that anyway.
Silk_Routes 14
Wtf!!!
MrConcise 35
You were HFFA? So was he. He's Flawlessly Fugly Anyway
EuphoricSadness 18
So did you keep his eye?
usaidwhat82 21
Screw him. You deserve better.
dariyaaronova 7
What an asshole!!
brendejafulable 41
He needs a couple more drinks to keep his vision blurred. HAHA
thegravytrain88 6
If your reason for being interested in him was because of his physical appearance (you thought he was cute), then why are you offended or even surprised really, when he also judged you by your physical appearance? You were shallow. He was shallow. Neither is morally superior and logic tells us that if you found him CUTE, he probably was more attractive than YOU for you to find him cute, otherwise you wouldn't think he was anything special if you could do better (duh...), so therefore an equal and opposite reaction is that he would find you NOT very cute. again- duh. Go for a guy who has mutual interests with you, who you are happy and click with for reasons other than how hot or tall he is, and make sure he is realistically in your league. And then theres a good chance he will like you back :) But if you just go for a guy because hes cute/hot/tall/strong/whatever, then don't be shocked when he rejects you because he can do better. After all, you ignored all the less hot guys in the bar to focus in on the CUTEST one. Why shouldn't he do the same? SMH. Too many girls seem to have this mentality of "Oh, if I like a guy, he is required to like me back." Its honestly a bad mentality. It's sort of like when guys have this "Oh if I pay for a girls date, she is obligated to have sex with me" mentality. NOBODY IS OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING THEY DONT WANT TO DO! Just bcuz you find him attractive doesn't mean he needs to show interest back. Hes not a "jerk" for Christ sakes. He just plain old didn't fancy you. Get over it
Nymeria_fml 25
Everyone is saying he's a jerk because of what he said to her, not because he didn't 'fancy' her. Calm down.