Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.
abattior 18
What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!
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Comments (40)
DollFacedTee 6
Ouch. He was probably drunk.
oJoy 11
what a shallow dick. good job you didn't go near him.
Enslaved 38
Maybe he was the wingman? Purposely insulting you just so his buddy can swoop in and built your self esteem back up.
WCARlover 35
Beauty is subjective...who cares if some obvious douche doesn't think you're hot
darryaz 9
That happened to me once. Meh, it was that loser's loss.
captainsmegma 12
Maybe he just needs glasses.
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe he's had too many glasses... or not enough.
SMHsohard 22
I see dickwads haven't changed much in the 30+ years since I've been in the dating market. Apparently the ones I ran into then passed the trait to their sons.
smw83 21
Why is it that some people feel the need to be such assholes to strangers.
Colon_Man 17
Love knows no bounds - unless you are more than twenty feet away... Don't worry, OP. If I weren't disabled, I would buy you a drink, in the least. :)
iswearimhuman 12
I sincerely hope this one shall not spread its seeds. Dodged a missile there, OP.