Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
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Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
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Comments (133)
Overlord247 20
You should report this OP... that is very far beyond just creepy...
teentee401 36
Be careful. There have been some news stories about men/boys who have beaten or killed women and girls for turning them down.
kayj905 15
Step 1: Run Step 2: Keep running Step 3: Don't stop
TheBlackRussian 13
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got an empty dungeon, I'll buy some chains.
badgercheese94 16
Lets hope for everyone's sake he doesn't have Elliott Rodger syndrome
zarrganaut 17
Get out now.
walktowardslight 33
I can't believe people are actually suggesting she should have said yes to appease the delusional male. Do not appease those. Tell them no when you want to say no. They are not entitled to a yes, not even a maybe, and you are not cheating them of a well earned prom date, no matter how they ask. Remember, you are not for sale in exchange for goods or services just because they want you. You are not a bargain.
LyricaSilvan 29
Sounds like one of those creeps who silently stalks a girl because he can't work up the nerve to talk to her. I recommend calling the police, and maybe getting a restraining order.
ouijacorn 9
Invest in some Inferno spray (if you don't already have some) and if he bothers you again be sure to respond loudly so other people around you will see him harassing you.
joshi42 16
"Next time it's a whole head"