Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
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Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
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Comments (133)
icecoldfml 7
Are you a blonde by any chance? This reminds me of the Supernatural episode where the serial killer collects the hair of the women he murders. Having said that, have fun sleeping tonight :)
RockyRacoon 16
Waw that's creepy ... Warn your friends and the people around you, they may notice if he tries to shave your head or whatever he's onto at the moment !
trtnt25 19
This reminds me of the story of the girl who got stabbed after she said no to a guy who asked her to prom. People are ****** up, I'd watch yourself OP
MattStro 23
I recommend wearing your hair up from now on!
Tsukiyomi 16
In my opinion girls like cute with short hair but hey, if he does happen to cut it off with hedge clippers you'll be fine
allplayedout 20
What in flaming hell does your opinion on short hair have to do with this creepy-ass encounter?
badmandilon 19
He sounds like a sociopath or worse. I wouldn't hesitate to tell police if I was you.
marcusbjohnson 4
you are using the term sociopath incorrectly.
marcranger 28
No, actually, I don't think he is. This guy doesn't seem to have any regard of boundaries or the feelings of others, both of which are traits of sociopaths. OP, get some adults involved!
marcusbjohnson 4
just s his d and he will be fine.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah OP put your head near down there where you can't see what's in his heads, surely he won't cut any more off this time
Shmatterhorn 38
No, you will not regret your decision, OP. Dude seems to be a serious creep.
Kurby14 21
Yeah, you should report it in case he tries anything. keep on your guard! FYL!
laurarossiox 11
Watch your back girl cause this sounds like stalker 101! Maybe you should've said yes!