Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
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Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
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Comments (133)
writerchic85 25
Tell the principal. No reason you should have to put up with threats.
brengonerogue 18
And people wonder why I avoid men like the plague. Hope all is well OP
Mnorg5411 4
That's a bit sexist, don't you think? Not all men act like that, it would be like saying "I avoid black people like the plague" if you read about one black man doing something bad. Of course this particular man is in the wrong, but you can hardly apply that to all men.
Sparx1_1 16
Your response is also a bet sexist - interesting how that works. #81 has the right to associate or not with anyone she chooses. BTW Your race example is also a big racist. There are black people who refuse to associate with white people, a fact you conveniently failed to mention - interesting how that works too.
slackerjoe 22
maybe he was making a love potion and then seeing if it worked by asking op out for prom. either way, the threat turned it from maybe being sweet to scary and revolting.
The_weird_one_2 13
A guy I already hate cut of a strip of my hair, and asked me out. Wtf is wrong with guys.
Matheo_fml 21
Creepalert! Some self defense courses are in order!!
Luvlyjanet1 1
Get A restraining Order NOW!
ashleybby1298 7
I know this sounds totally bizarre but maybe he really likes you and couldn't think of any other ways to get your attention like cutting your hair would. I still would have said no as well, but it's it's a possibility lol
Doctor_W_H_O 18
This guy is a little too obsessed
kutemotoka 15
Haha why do I find this kind of cute?
iwadasn 32
Because you're a psycho?
rachelthelime_fml 29
Just shaking my head here at the number of YDIs.... No WAY did you deserve that! Hope it goes ok OP, stay safe!