Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
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Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
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Comments (133)
HarrisonX 25
:( I accidentally clicked ydi... Fyl though. That's creepy
weird_hil 1
Seriously, let your parents and school know. Immediately. Just in case. If this kid's got a history of weird or disturbing behavior, they need to know.
suprisebitch 20
he sounds like that boy who killed a girl because she rejected him, 100% not acceptable and you should tell someone
ShadowGenius 12
I have a feeling we'll be seeing this guy on the news in a couple years
i_needa_username 17
We will see this "bright young boy with a lovely future" in the news for harming this "moody teen". The News pick and choose who they care abt.
i_needa_username 17
You can sue if he cut your hair it's considered assault.
wanderer_alone 8
Call the ******* cops
flexseal 14
yeah..i say he is a bit of an ass. recommend you shave him to make it even. NEVER HURT A GIRLS HAIR.
mintypoison 22
Hey everyone who has, can we stop defending this kid? He's not awkward, his speech doesn't lack eloquence, he's creepy and threatening. OP, please get help from someone. I recommend the police. No one is owed a date, and everyone deserves safety.
CuriousYel1ow 13
Kick his ass, or find a large bf to kick his ass
xxlinneamxx 17
Maybe you should take his advice ??
badgercheese94 16
Why don't you go with him then? Walk the walk, honey! No one should go to a prom with someone who legit terrifies them.