Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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LordChristopher 0
Also, the iPod Touch, when connected to a Wi-Fi signal, can act like a phone with programs like Skype.
ashleighm 0
Could of had the Skype app on an iPod Touch.
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Comments (326)
lumara 0
ummm... iphones and itouches are the same looking on the outside unless if you're talking about the earlier versions either way i call this a fake unless this guy can magically make his itouch play sounds
dreadillusion 0
YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON. iTouches look exactly like iPhones. You are a fucktard.
juicyfruit23 0
ok well itouches are alot thinner than iphones...so either this person is dumb and it was a phone... or the other person was trying to fake a call on their itouch(could have used fake a call app)
WarriPengoo 0
you ever heard of an iphone? they look exactly like itouches. he was on the phone dumb ass, news flash ITOUCHES DON'T RING DUMBASS -_-
WarriPengoo 0
you ever heard of an iphone? they look exactly like itouches. he was on the phone, news flash ITOUCHES DON'T RING DUMBASS -_-
Nextdusk 0
you must have been living in a cave ._.
Snowlight_fml 7
Fake a call application FTW I was wondering, how can you tell the difference between an iphone and ipod touch based on looks?
Avocadoish 0
So, why is it necessary to call someone a "dumbass" or generally insult them because they don't know the difference between an iPhone and an iPod Touch? I sincerely hope that those of you who are attempting to be condescending are actually the juveniles you appear to be. Some people have lives that do not revolve around pop culture and technological gadgetry that people use to serve as a substitute for having an actual personality. Simply saying "It may have been an iPhone" would be sufficient. Wow. I hope you guys grow up to be better people than you are now. Sadly, I fear that you won't. Thank God for condoms and birth control and vasectomies and tubal ligation and abortion and swallowing. You all are the worst.
naoanaxtosox 0
uhmm uhh. were just speaking the truth and if were "juveniles" for calling someone a dumbass then there are a lot of juveniles in the world. and apperently so are you. you think your better than everyone saying that this persons a dumbass but you just insulted everyone else by calling them juveniles. so i guess the real juvenile here is you. and btw your the worst for insulting other people because they called someone a dumb ass for there freakin fml. i mean your ganna end up being called a dumbass on fmls. so honestly you are juvenile. bye. and one more thing i think abortion is juvenile. because your old enough to make it but your not old enough to care for it? bullshit. your the dumbass. and yea im a dumbass at times to so dont even go there.
cooorah 0
You guys are all idiots. Who ******* cares about how you can tell the difference between an iPod touch and an actual iPhone? You all are making it into a MUCH bigger deal than it really is and just repeating what every other single person on here is saying... over and over and over again.