Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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LordChristopher 0
Also, the iPod Touch, when connected to a Wi-Fi signal, can act like a phone with programs like Skype.
ashleighm 0
Could of had the Skype app on an iPod Touch.
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Comments (326)
joyyu22 0
its an iphone, you genius.
annoyedchick 0
IPHONE! ever hear of it? well now you have. idiot.
AliciaS_fml 0
yea Iphones and itouches look a lot alike. i don't blame the dude for needing to get away from you tho, seeing as how you're super neurotic! chill out and enjoy life :)
Athena_Lauren 0
Hey! FUCKTARD! Ever heard of an iPhone?! An iPod touch and iPhone look IDENTICAL!
snyp_fml 0
It is funny that people assume it's an iPhone without reading any of the previous posts where people clearly stated how you can tell a difference. And if you think they look IDENTICAl from front AND back....you're just...wow....
Darthbane2007 19
Dude, it's the guy's lunch break. He was eating his lunch! " Today, I was eating lunch when a coworker came in. He kept talking and talking. So to get away, I had to pretend that my Ipod Touch was an Iphone. FML."
HyperExecuter 0
u r that dumb u bitch. it was probably an iPhone
Sutori 2
Um...my step-father has an iPod touch, and he can make calls on it because he downloaded the Skype application and he has one of those headphone things you can talk into. So you CAN make calls on an iPod touch.
TLUL 0
You ARE stupid enough to do that... you confused an iPod with an iPhone. OR YDI, for being so sad that you actually examine it closely to see the difference.
Iwantsushi1234 3
Either that guy was a prick or you are a dumbass