Intimacy: Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha"... - FML

By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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dmmd8686 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

regalarius 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:54

Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"

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omgmoobs25 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:59

why were you alone in your friends house? haha fyl tho

katelynmarie 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:01

Lol, awkwarddddd. XD

Dark_Pingu 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:46

Your missing the silver lining. Your apparently a hot dancer. >.<

BulletStreet 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:37

i lol'd so much reading this...

doggie3 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:59

I have to say YDI for doing a slutty dance where somebody could see u.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 7 December 2009 6:53

Haha it sounded like he was using his boner to clean the window lmao!

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 18:46

LOL @ 54

samson111 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 7:59

lol

0ptimisticprime 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 19:46

how'd you know he had a boner?

0ptimisticprime 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 19:52

how'd you know he had a boner?

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