By rebel_rose - 25/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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rebel_rose 0

My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.

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my_fml_account 2

Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.

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ydi_bitch 0

FIRST.... of all, let me say YDI for not learning French properly.

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ydi_bitch 0

*Russian Guess I was too quick to comment when I saw no comments.

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Zhejan 0

That was a "shitty" response

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jakedmagic 0

In Soviet Russia.... Nah just kidding, but seriously: learning Russian? Soviet Russia? Making the connection? Come on!

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khoff 0

In Soviet Russia, SHIT FEELS LIKE YOU!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

lmao #62 didn't see that one coming

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ZleveL 0

68 in soviet Russia, YOU IS FEEL SHIT LIKE

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my_fml_account 2

Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.

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genius_man16 0

No joke, what is with all these lame as shit FML's today? I mean jesus, I'm sure they knew what you meant. "Oh noes, my life is over because I made a mistake in my language class!" Ya know, because you aren't there to LEARN about it or anything.

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skullbuster 0

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh, err, *cough*, what... That's right, FML has officially become a sleep-aid. Today's batch bites the big one!

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shostakovich 0

I agree with you, but what would make this a YDI in the first place?

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Jebadiah 0

you have to admit this is funny though i love it when you say stuff wrong in language class once in french i answered in french then started talking to my friend in a french accent by accident

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Cheesedays 2

full of lawls, does it matter if life f'ed?

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Emma_91 0

Seriously. Not a FML. You're learning a language, everyone knows you make mistakes. This isn't even a horrible mistake. Wait...what's shit in Russian? =D

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EatUrGreens 20

I have always been intrigued by Russian letters but those words with the pronunciations next to it still makes no sense to me :')

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.

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moonsolomon 0

Not an FML... I actually laughed out loud.

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kirbz 0

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!

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shalvius 3

so you said "как срать" instead "как говно"?

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ivoteno 0

LMAOOO. i couldn't figure out how she could've said it, i think you got it.

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