Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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dmmd8686 0
Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"
regalarius 0
Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"
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Comments (201)
jannas 0
sexay! HAHAHAHAHHA!
rustyrox 0
American Beauty... The sequal. Starring [insert your name here]
rustyrox 0
jnic- I concur
xxdani 0
I don't think you deserved this, I mean you probably should've closed the curtains or something, but no matter how stupid everybody dances by themselves sometimes, she wasn't doing it for anyone to see and in this situation I would be a little creeped out if I was her and my friend's dad got a boner, even though I don't blame the dad for getting one since he can't exactly help it.
El_Oh_El 0
I'll go with FYL. Even though your action invites such a reaction, but having your friend's dad observe you from afar and get horny from looking at you? That's just plain creepy.
GreenGiant_fml 0
Question 1: How old are you? Question 2: How soon is he going to jail for being a pervert? That's disgusting. But kinda funny.
izzyyy 0
The only bad thing about that is now the OP might find it a little awkward to be around him, but ONLY if he saw that she saw him with a boner. Besides that, psh I'd act like I didn't see anything. And I could understand why she was dancing, I've done that in a friends house before.
desichick23 0
wow. um. awkward. next time u wanna do a slutty dance, do it where the windows are covered or something...like maybe in your OWN bedroom.
commenter2 0
i understand dancing like that at home but why at a friends house? thats a little more awkward if anyone catches you there.
Sexiig0d 0
least he enjoyed it. y is that such a problem