By ncbb5
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
ncbb5 tells us more :
Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
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  DoomedGemini  |  37

If you do dangerous or stupid things while intoxicated, it's probably a good idea to make sure you can't get to dangerous things. Yours or not. Something similar is my mother ordered something from tv while still loopy in the hospital-twice. So now she has the rule of whoever is with her has her phone rather than her.

  Badkarma4u  |  17

The beer was probably in his fridge, the ax was probably in his garage and the shotgun shells were probably in his gun cabinet. Why wouldn't he have acess they are in his house?

  HappyItalian  |  38

I meant it mostly as in if I was planning on /really/ drinking, I would make sure there's nothing dangerous in my house which I could easily get to. I would either drink somewhere else or lock all of those things away.

  Badkarma4u  |  17

In the average persons garage, there are lawn mowers, weed trimmers, hedge trimmers, saws, axes, hatchets, hammers nails, screwdrivers and numerous power tools, and flamable liquids. In the kitchen there are all sorts of knives. Poisons, cleaning chemicals. Im pretty sure most people don't lock all those away when they want to have a few beers. Just sayin'

By  LostInTheZone11  |  28

At least your story might have amused the ER.