Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
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Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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null_fml 11
Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?
Clearsky18 2
How do you guys know she's fat and ugly? You DON'T know!! Having upper lip hair doesn't mean you're fat or ugly! Next time, remove the hair by thread or just bleach it...much easier than waxing it.
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Comments (84)
AaliyahMorgan143 5
U know the wax isn't supposed to be actually hot right? It's supposed to be warm.. Nice one
Havin 19
Use makeup to cover it up
dr_snow_bear 29
I don't understand this thing girls have against razor blades. It's quicker and cheaper. As for the "It makes the hair grow in twice as thick/fast/what ever", I've been shaving since I was 14. If it was true I'd wake up every morning with a full beard.
XxQuartersxX 14
Right? Ive been shaving for years! If the razor blade myth were true, Id have gorrilla legs or something every morning! xD Lol
XxQuartersxX 14
Guess youll have to cake on some makeup over that lip. Lol
Larco_fml 3
Sorry OP, if this happened to my daughter I'd let her stay home. Being a teenager is embarrassing enough.
the_taken_queen 4
Are you a man or a woman?