Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
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Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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null_fml 11
Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?
Clearsky18 2
How do you guys know she's fat and ugly? You DON'T know!! Having upper lip hair doesn't mean you're fat or ugly! Next time, remove the hair by thread or just bleach it...much easier than waxing it.
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Comments (84)
xxxNataliexxx 0
Wow ur an idiot nair? Or facial cream?
anonacs 0
Why is school starting in January?
queenofdeath 0
this is the second semester.
erjaguam 0
it seems like it's your first time waxing. you could have tried it in another area to see how your skin would react.
queenofdeath 0
it's not my first.
Sekococo 0
when i wanted my eye brows shape it was 5 bucks at a korean nail store. get it done professionally or YDI For DIY
naneppi 0
Threading. It works wonders. Try it some time, it's cheap and available pretty much everywhere.
erjaguam 0
I agree with sekococo. just pay to have it done. it doesn't cost much.
dahockeymasta12 0
Ever heard of shaving?
spank_my_toaster 0
Girls dont shave the hair on their upperlip you dumb ****.
SilentWindmill 0
Haha, I'v seen some women and girls with lip hair. And I have seen a shaver specially for women on tv to shave hair up there.. o.o
Mo_Town_NV 0
If you lived in America you wouldn't have to go to school till Tuesday cause of MLK day. lol
lilmac61894 2
i live in america and we just have a half day, we dont have off
zaphilia 0
It depends on where you are. I have the full day off for MLK day. I don't think it matters much, since I'm sure other countries get school days off or half days for various national holidays.
vde_fml 15
Shave man shave
queenofdeath 0
I'm not even a man!
queenofdeath 0
hahahahahahha