By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
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pianoman05st 0

you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges

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menother 2

This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?

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Ninjasaurus18 9

And you were doing this inside why?

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CallMeBloo 31

Fun fact: "impressing people" is the number one reason for getting a "you deserved it" vote from me.

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GigiMcGee 9

Trying to impress her or look cool= YDI

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : Bet her parents were pissed!

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Turkey_Slab 0

Hmmm fire....... inside a house........ made of wood....... What could go wrong?

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Wimoweh 10

Dumb. Ass. Sorry, but you totally deserved that one. Did it not occur to you to do it outside?

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lovelylady2016 6

If you're not smart enough to know if you're gonna play with fire, do it outside, YDI!

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xDovahkiin 12

Terrible idea. But at least you're trying. That counts for something.

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worldclassrager 39

Well I think doing it outside would have given you enough space so you don't cause a problem

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