Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as I was excited to celebrate our second anniversary, I paid for my girlfriend's three hour trip down and dinner, only for her to come over, break up with me, and then leave. Her Instagram story later read, "Don't let anything spoil your mood." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Top comments
Fruhling 16
Sorry to hear that OP. But if she broke up with you like that that then she wasn't a keeper. She doesn't deserve you. What you wanted to make her as a gift was really sweet.
Doortje 30
What's with the ñs, perdix? Are you 0.04% Spanish?
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Comments (67)
xStarKillerx 4
Hmmm... bad things always seem to happen right in the middle of something.
Karnezar 2
I make animations, too. I made one for my girlfriend a while back, you're not alone.
boredinnapoleon 0
i feel bad for you...but that is just a wierd idea...
RunawayOrange 1
I genuinely read this thinking that OP was also a girl. I wish they'd included their sex.
CeeCee_fml 16
Aw, that's so cute! I'm sorry you two broke up though :^(
CaptainJ1000 1
That's hilarious! You made a cartoon of your life with a *****!
doublewide420 0
YDI for trying to do something so gay..Instead of the story board try ******* her,she wants a real man...
DjeePee 25
You really sound like a keeper to me.
GeneGenie 0
And you sound like a whiny bitch.
sublime2craig 0
Haha ironzombie!!!! No wonder she broke it off!!!
xavier1623 4
Obviously this should be the part where he changes the 2nd half of the story, with him wearing a mask and coming for her. Bitch'll be staying up all night with a bat, hiding in the closet =]
DjeePee 25
Statistics, girl, I want statistics as proof that you aren't generalising. I, for example, am not a bitch. Oh, and don't forget that there is an other side of the story. Maybe she had very valid reasons to break-up, however, the way she did it is so childish. Although a phone call is still much better than a text message.